KUBE MARCHES TO 500 ENTRIES!

That is right. We are at 50 on Tuesday night. We are not even to krunch time yet and we have some record early participation. So far entries have come from Mexico where Mike Johnson is making his annual pilgrimage with one of the top private investigators in the country who is so talented...so VERY, VERY good at his job that even this humble, humble publication is frightened to mention him by name. In return foir us not publishing his name we will be expecting at least 5 entires from him. Here is a picture of Johnson on his Mexican vacation sporting some of his new ink.











The rest of you... and you know who you are need to get off of your collective, fat behinds and get busy making your picks. Kukla has made it easy for you. We are hooked up to Pay Pal. I recommend STRONGLY that you hit the website, www.kubeklassik.com and make your picks. Remember that we have all manners of losers who play in this tournament. Inbred people from Kentucky, people with more ex-wive's then Carter has pills in Ohio, a monkey toting dive instructor in the Philippine's (or Palau or wherever it is that those people live). If you cannot out perform these people you really have no place in Barack Obama's America. I mean seriously, we have the Kowert AND Winstroer clans fully mentally invested in the KUBE, very excited about it and yet still arguing about who did not pick up their end of the check. There are Gate's who are all getting married and will still probably pick Mizzou to win it all. There are all the delusional Mizzou fans who think they will get out of the first round. Arrogant Kansas fans (Metzlers at heart) who believe they cannot be beaten. There are all of those people at that place in Clayton that has so much of our money. We have school teachers (and administrators) in Nebraska all entering.

Cary Mogerman, the nations top family law attorney is in Aruba doing some congressional fact finding for our President in a last ditch effort to pass national health care. The Democrats will stop at nothing to ram their socialist agenda down our throat and Mogerman with his trip to Aruba is part of it. Still, all will be forgiven for a mere 5 entries

.The only people we really need to concern ourselves with are Kukla's people. They are on the inside. Mark...Patrick... all the rest. So good with their numbers and their algorithms and their metrics. Since Kukla's unholy alliance with the one who will not be named they are capable of anything. They cannot be trusted, yet they cannot be ignored. It was one thing when I was able to be in Vegas (with my people) for the first round. Then i knew that they could at least not steal that. Now... The manipulation! The chicanery! Someone, somewhere will have to have the pure, raw scoring ability to cry SHENNANIGANS and stop their rain of terror. Even the Pupillos cannot be trusted. All you can do to help is to enter the KUBE at least ten times. Overwhelm the geniuses with our sheer numbers. We need Jon becker and the entire Sig Ep Graternity at Valparaiso. We need Joey West and everything he can do to get ALL of the Dayton Flyers. We need all our Lutheran friends in michigan and, and, of course we need Daniel Kukla and ALL the people with him in Area 51. We need Bob Becker and the Tea Party People TO RISE UP AND TAKE THIS TOURNAMENT BACK FOR THE PEOPLE! Just like the founding fathers (other then Thomas Jefferson who didn't believe in God) intended. Give me your tired, your poor, your disenfranchised, you Wofford fans BUT GIVE ME YOUR TEN DOLLARS!

But you have got to get busy. All of you. The last minute crush WILL NOT DO! I want 200 entries by tomorrow night! Or I will come find you. We know where you live. You have been warned.