The Donald....On The Run!

Sooooo... what to do about Donald T. (the Donald) Kukla? Kukla has, as previously documented disappeared with ALL the KUBE funds. He is somewhere in the Caribbean or Mexico and according to our information he is sitting at a Starbucks with wireless internet somewhere in Cancun or the like directing the multiple transfers of his ill gotten gains. While doing that he has NOT updated our brackets...we have no idea of the possible scenarios as we proceed...to the final four. This is a nightmare.

Lets look at the man Don Kukla. KUBE founder...heading up this organization for nigh on twenty years. He evidently was deep mole for some clandestine organization. Despite the questionable company he might have kept (Becker, O’Meara, Blair, West... well the list goes on and on) no one, even his own wife could have suspected this type of treachery.

On Wednesday Becker is meeting with agents of the U.S. Attorneys office (yes that U.S. Attorneys Office on the 20th floor of the Federal Courthouse) in order to begin the pnderous process of indicting and extraditing Kukla from whereever in God’s name he has run off to. In the mean time we have a team of experts working on reconstructing the computer data so that eventually brackets can updated and published for the KUBE world at large.

KUBE Management will not rest Kukla is brought to justice and the prize pot is returned. Upon this...you have my pledge. Any of you with information regarding Kukla’s whereabouts should contact KUBE Management immediately or just go ahead and call the FBI.

We will find Kukla. We will find the money. Jack bauer will secure the two remaining suitcase nuclear bombs. Global warming will be halted. Housing starts will rebound. Spring will come....”Don’t fear the reaper.”