Sooooo… more on my banishment is to come but for now, for the good of the KUBE Nation… no… FOR THE GOOD OF THE NATION we need to bang the drum and bank the drum loudly. We need to pound the record into the ground despite the lack of competent people like myself collecting money (massive skills) going to waste we need all of you to help us make this a record pot for the KUBE by getting record entries! I am suggesting the following tactics which might or might not be ethical.
1. Get your family members signed up. A couple of tips there too:
A. Steal your spouses credit card and use that to make your entry fees.
B. It is possible that you have children and have saved something for their
education. One word….INVEST! Invest in the KUBE. it is a no brainer.
Help your kids, help themselves.
C. If you have aging parents… there is no reason to leave Social Security Money
fallow. You owe it to them to enter them and to maximize their chances of
winning by entering them at least 5 times.
2. Sign up you co-workers. I mean you already steal their snacks and drinks out of the
fridge. Do entries on their behalf and tell them they need to give you their credit card
numbers or they will go to jail.
3. If you are a boss, a simple memo to all the employees saying that they are required to
do 5 entries this year. Another option would be to forego any raises or bonuses and
use that money on their behalf to invest, yes INVEST in the KUBE!
4. See if you can get your kids girlscout cookie money. You will be able to pay it back
right after the Championship Game. WITH INTEREST!
5. Enter a lot of times yourself. If you don’t have available cash you can steal a car!
These are just a few ideas for increasing KUBE participation. If we can get in enough people early and hard I will not need to provide more ideas. Awful ideas involving the kollektion of insurance proceeds. You have been warned. It could get ugly, quickly. Now let’s go out and hit 500 entries...before the last minute crush on Thursday!
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