KUBE KOMMENTS SUNDAY:

WHAT HAPPENED?








OK...so the komments have been somewhat remiss and everyone seems pissed that i have not featured their pet. In that regard let me say that i have gotten no pet profiles or biographies. I assumed that Lucy Shapiro was a person for god sakes. Give me a break. And I still believe that dog is juicing. If he would have picked Davidson the jig would have been up.
This in from Oregon:
 Lucy still in the lead, but if you look closely, Riley Curtis and Kathryn Kissam (of the soon to be Baton Rouge Kissams) have more remaining possible points AND have NC winning it all.  Lucy might just be a sprinter and unable to finish.
 
Ian Anderson is lurking in the shadows with UCLA
John Steffens looks strong with Kansas and 200 more possible points
Diane Winland has Texas
Karen Warlop - part of the Rock Island Warlops, the only family still residing in the Quad and in the pool - is the sleeper with Memphis
Can Derek Winland or Steve Hammer come out of 139th or 152nd rocketing upward if Louisville wins it all
Nobody has  X or Davisdon winning it all
And finally, good! and count it (two Shapiro aliases) have Tennessee oops!
 
See ya this weekend
 
DON
PS We only have one RSVP to the happy hour - remember, you are watching the final game at The Depot

It might not be the best review we have ever read but it a nice summary and with Riley Curtis being a dog I believe it says a lot about our pool that the two leaders are canines. At least neither of them are cats.
The Friday night games were all blow outs. Louisville made Saturday night interesting which is good but all four top seeds are still alive and one needs to give grudging respect to the people who do the seeds. My precious West Virginia went down in flames with poor free throw shooting to Xavier who then could not handle any aspect of UCLA’s game.

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Now on to uglier matters. Since you have not furnished us with Dog biographies we are going to... make some up. Occasionally in the KUBE... we make mistakes. Sometimes in our efforts to bring people into the tent we let in a bad egg... a troublemaker... a malcontent. In this case it is... Wrecks the dog. Wrecks is a deeply troubled golden retriever although I believe Wrecks is really...”mixed breed”. Wrecks frequently boats on weekends, chases rabbits, barks incessantly and is a general nuisance. The dog cannot really be blamed. Wrecks parents systematically beat the dog and deprive it of all food and affection. This would explain the Dog’s drooling and shedding and nearly constant leg humping. Wrecks parents were hoping the dog would win the KUBE so as to pay for some counseling for the hapless pooch but Wrecks... a self proclaimed “Wonder Dog” is locked in at 192nd place after Saturday night... so thats pretty good, right? Take a swing by his house and pet him on the head. He needs some affirmation.

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Sunday Morning brings a whole new world with Riley Curtis in first place. We do not know if Riley or Rex is a dog or whatever they both are dogs. We just don’t know. But one way or another we have a new leader. The evil Lucy Shapiro has fallen from first but is still right there. I have no idea what a Daniel “Lurkins” is. Is that a made up name to be creepy? On information and belief Ian Anderson is also someone’s pet and so one way or another we have a good chance of a pet winning this years competition. Derek Winland is the highest ranked person with Kansas winning and Karen (I do not want to live in Rock Island... there is a court order that says I have to live in Rock Island) Warlop is the highest with Memphis as a winner. I would like to figure out who the youngest kompetitor this year becauseKUBE supports childhood gambling as well as pet gambling.

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Remember every Kompetitor is invited to the Depot to watch the finals. The good news here is that (although Maria does not know it) all your pets are invited as well. The Kukla's have this cat that is very much like a dog and well... he needs company and has invited ALL your pets over for the game. Should be a hoot. Right Maria?
The KUBE appears to have gone to the dogs. Word.