KUBE: Sunday Morning LONG SHOT UPDATE! TERROR COMES TO KANSAS!

This just in from the Donald (who might or might not have drank the beer and stacked the cans in this picture last night):

"Even though the N. Iowa game seemed liked the biggest upset and St. Mary's over Nova was huge, the one that matters right now is Washington over New Mexico. Washington, an 11th seed, will determine the long shot award assuming Cornell loses tomorrow. Cornell, a 12th seed, is the only remaining team that can change it up.

Twenty Five people chose Washington to make it to the sweet 16. Thirty Eight people chose Cornell. There will be a tie, so the winner will be determined by the person who has scored the most points and picked Washington (or Cornell) after the Sunday round."

This is key analysis from our leader. He has had a team of actuaries working 24/7 to get us thins info... yet still tell us nothing. Apparently 63 of you are in the running for the Long shot award. Kukla has tweaked the rules this year to avoid the embarrassment of someone who intentionally was trying to win only the long shot award by totally fishing for long shots. I do not understand it. I am... not that bright.

We will see what happens today and perhaps we are going to see another big upset. Some more tears of joy, and tears of despair. Congress is doing their part today to bring joy and terror to all of our hearts so it is yet another chance for the KUBE to bring us all together. The KUBE is for all people.... who have ten dollars. We will never subsidize our entrants.... the KUBE is not right but a privilege, which leads us to an ugly conversation that we need to have.

Some of you, like our friends in Washington believe in a Free Ride. You think you can submit your brackets, not use Pay Pal and not pay. We will not have it. You will be outed starting tomorrow. It will start with a listing of the names. A ritual shaming, then we will start marching outside of your kids school with placards stating that you are deadbeat. DEADBEAT. You want healthcare for nothing. Soon, perhaps as early as tomorrow they will be insisting that we let not only let illegal aliens (MEXICANS EVEN) into the KUBE and that we pay for their brackets! We WILL NOTR HAVE IT!

DO NOT TREAD ON THE KUBE! FREEDOM IS NOT FREE (and neither is the KUBE!).

Now I hate to beat on the Obama administration any more but seriously... Homeland Security? I don't think so! The Detroit shoe bomber case was one thing but how the HELL was this Ali Farokhmanesh let into the country and who (outside of our friends in the NRA) would give this IRANIAN a basketball? Look at him! He is swarthy, shifty, untrustworthy AND HE WAS ALLOWED BY THE NCAA AND THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO DROP A BOMB ON KANSAS! To see this kind of terror raining down on God Fearing, Evolution Denying people like the people of the State of Kansas should give you pause. I urge all KUBE members to be heard. Call your Senators and Congressman RIGHT NOW! We need to weed anyone who is not real American out of the NCAA right now and enact a total ban. They test for drugs in the NCAA but do they test for pure AMERICAN blood in the most American of all sports and perhaps the only thing we really invented ourselves? NO! Iowa has long been a hot bed of terrorist activities (as anyone who has driven there can attest) and is trying to throw off it's long historical function of being the buffer State between Missouri and Minnesota. The State has long been jealous of Kansas and is now sent it's basketball jihad on a national stage. The winner of the Michigan, Maryland game will have a chance to end this national nightmare and "Keep Us Safe". Al Quaeda, The Taliban, The Northern Iowa Panthers. I give you the facts, you decide!