Soooo... the KUBE Board Of Directors and some of their progeny will be tasking the difficult duty... once again... of flying out to Vegas... FIRST CLASS... on the KUBE tab (thanks to all of you) in order to make sure nothing untowards goes on in the NCAA this year. If AIG had this type of oversight we might not have seen credit default swaps. Remember we need you all to get in this year... along with your sad...pathetic friends... and your family memers. Everyone must play the KUBE! It is... important.If anyone needs us we will be in The Paris Hilton Suite at the top of The Palm. Evidently we will be partying with super models and hedge fund managers. Should be a hoot. Needless to say we are offerinng pithy analisys and withering criticism of everyone who plays, along with
their pets, loved ones and children. Lets start today bringing you the first of the KUBE Kontestant Profiles:
Team Kukla... so oten has taken our money but there is one extended member of the family named Phoenix. Phoenix is pictured here with something that might be:
1. Poop on a plastic base
2. Some of marital aid
3. A dog grooming toy
4. Some type of mouthguard to keep the dog from grinding it’s teeth.
By the glazed , somewhat befuddled look on the dog we can only assume that BJ came home for the weekend, played poker with his friends in the basement and fired up the hookah... or that they spent the whole weak putting funny hats on the dog and filming it with their phone for You Tube. In any case... the dog is clearly depressed and likely a Cal State Northridge fan.
We will be watching Phoenix picks VERY carefully in this years tournament. Phoenix attached a note to the entry expressing hopes to win so that it can purchase more of... whatever it is holding in it’s mouth in this picture.
We might need to modify the motto to “Stupid People And Stupid Animals Doing Stupid Things”. Thoughts?
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who are the sanctioned collectors of the monhies?
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