Soooo our Koordinator has done his normal fabulous job of getting all the scenarios out there. Deeply, deeply troubling scenarios.Michigan State v. Villanova: Kirby Ott? Monosyllabic last name? Can anyone named Kirby be trusted? Isn’t that a vacuum cleaner?
Villanova Beating Michigan State: Wantonbecker? Four words.... I don’t think so. Mike Johnson is also in the money here. Mike is very excited to finally see Rollie Massimino and Judd Heathcote face off.
Michigan State beating North Carolina: John Winstoroer? For God sakes he is a Democratic. Almost a commie... forget that, he IS a commie.
NC beating Michigan State: Our current leader, Kenny Lurkins (aka Daniel Power) aka creepy and creepier wins.Connecticut beating Villanova: Wantonbecker again? Like a nightmare with legs he keeps showing up...like a nasty rash....like... well you get the idea.
Villanova Beats U-Conn....once again unlikely and once again that sore...wantonbecker.
U-Conn beats NC : This matchup is the likely match up. Number one seeds and a lot of power. Kenny from Southpark wins again.
North carolina beating U-Conn....Kenny again.
Creepy Kenny and that awful wantonbecker with six of the winning scenarios but creepy Kenny has the best of it with that NC/UConn matchup looking like the likely one. UConn with those two monsters inside changing everything and NC just looked like they are all playing the best basketball of their lives.
In any case. I should be a party.
Stupid people have never done stupider things then this.
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Becker, you will eat these words at your Dinner… “Kenny has the best of it with that NC/UConn matchup looking like the likely one”.
Can you say home court advantage?
When Michigan State faces North Carolina in Monday’s national final at Detroit's Ford Field, the Spartans will become the first team to play in the Final Four in its home state since 1994.
The house will rock. It will be a glorious democratic victory! Where’s the Depot? Looks like I’ll be buying.
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