Sunday Night! Disaster has struck the NCAA's as all of the top seeds other then those poor sad kids from Wisconsin has moved on. This writers brackets are long since wadded up in the trash can...as i need to...yes...heep scorn upon myself. Who could ever chose a young team like Texas to win it all? An idiot...that is who. Texas folded like the proverbial cheap deck chair and I will get to watch over the next several weeks as my rank drops...and drops...and drops.Our current lead is the handsome, yet elequent Murphy The Dog. We will be looking forward to Murphy's essay regarding how he made his picks. How indeed. The dog looks innocent enough...perhaps even damaged mentally in some way so how did this...simple canine...this large...possibly evil dog get into the lead and pick Georgetown (BRILLIANT) to win it all. We will be doing some investigating into the dogs background but it is not beyond our experience in this tournament that certain competitors are indeed,,,in league with the devil.
On an even more troubling knote Becker (The Wrecker) won our first round prize of having the lowest possible seed advance. According to KUBE Central Kommand about 16 people also had UNLV advancing but under the patented KUBE Modified Scoring System the Wrecker had the lowest total points and he wins the prize. Troubling indeed.
Our top five entries all have different Champions so they are going to be tough...very tough for the rest of the field to catch up to...not impossible...but tough. The hated Blue Horseshoe looms way down the list with the equally reviled UCLA Bruins...
Way...way....waaaaaaaay down at the bottom of the bracket is that finicky feline who lives at the depot...Ozzie the Kat Kukla. Evidently all of his Cat, Wildcat, Cougar and other picks have gone by the wayside. Anyway Ozzie..go play with a ball of string...or drag a dead bird into the kitchen because this clearly is not your thing.
I am still awaiting essays from a number of our pet contestants. Ideally I would like to post the essay with the picture for the edification of the KUBE public. Do not let me down. There will be consequences. Go Hoyas.
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We need to see all pictures of the pets before the Thursday games begin or I feel the should be disqualified. The Pet Rock makes me wonder about its owner since I can think of several people in the game that kould be uglier than a rock.
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