Johnson & Johnson

KUBE NCAA HEADLINES:

Lily the dog runs off with Saluki mascot. Family urges police inquiry in Carbondale but informed by local authorities that as long as both dogs consent that the age of the Lily (8 months) is “not a big deal.” Family hangs its head in shame.

Jim and Shayo Mowen’s dog was found driving a car southbound on 61, heading for the St. Louis regional games. The policemen was unconcerned regarding the dog driving the car but did take objection to a trunk which was alledgedly filled with ice and Mickey’s Big Mouth Malt Liquor....and an underaged poodle.

Mike and Kelly Johnson’s joint jump into the top five is being investigated. KUBE Kommissioners frustrated by inabilitty to take meaningful hair sample from Mike to conduct drug testing. KUBE konsiders kouples kompetition for next year.

Mike (152nd) Becker kontemplates giving up gambling!

Mike Flavin Jr. (the good looking Mike Flavin) is perched in position 121 with Oregon. Watch Out America!

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What A Team, What A Time, What A Town!We always cheer for underdogs and mid/major conference schools (what are the Minor conferences exactly if that SWAC is a Mid-Major?) but what a tournament this year has been. The hated selection committee has done an outstanding job and Thursday and Friday treated the NCAA public to quite simply 8 of the most exciting basketball games of the year. All 4 top seeds go into the final eight and i think everyone elese left is a 2 or 3 seed. Nearly all the games have been close and all results were hotly contested with near updest for the likes of the Butler Bull Dogs and Vanderbilt Commodores. Good stuff indeed.

KUBE Management is indeed concerned regarding the Johnsons apparent dominance of this years tourny. It seems very suspicious and it also seems like they are trying to gang up on crowd favorite Murphy The Dog. Murphy is still well positioned as are all the top contenders who have a variety of the top seeds along with Georgetown and UCLA. No one has Memphis or Oregon. The Ebest’s are on the move with a high possible point total and Florida and the hated and much reviled Blue Horseshoe has been edged out by other UCLA pickers avoiding a horrendous repeat champion. Ryan Dierberg (as one would would expect someone at Penn to be) is tied with himself at 135 which is impressive in some way I cannot really express.

How about that Gorgette Grummer. Maxed out her points at 116 in possibly the worst KUBE effort...ever. Tommy o’ Hare is narrowly beating out Bandit the Dog and Ozzie the cat for the rest of the bottom rung. It is comforting not to see Mogerman here this year but seriously...if your pet picked as poorly as Bandit and Ozzie...maybe it is time to do the right thing and call the ASCPA and have these guys put to rest. Seriously, is a pet that stupid good to anyone? You certainly do not want them breeding. Take care of this folks. Of course according to that same theory Gorgette and Tommy...well... it is what it is.

PICTURE OF BANDIT TRYING SADLY TO COMMIT SUICIDE