Kukla...He is BAAAACK!

KUKLA WITH ONE OF HIS MANY...MANY WOMEN.


So it is Saturday of Final 4 and we are entering the final phase of the joyous March ride before we enter the long dark tea time of our souls...baseball opening day, hockey and NBA playoffs...nothing really good happens till The Tour de France other then of course The Masters and the Kentucky Derby. If someone can figure out a way to collectively bet and compete on those events KUBE is of course open for suggestion.
In light of the return of the Donald and The Donald regarining his freedom (however briefly) with the help of his wife and a quality bail bondmen I turn over todays Komment section to reflections the The Donald...and by the Donald:

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From The Suck Up Laura Hessel:
I don't think Don really has a dark side. Personally, I think it was a case of temporary insanity brought on by being on a boat for five plus days with a bunch of 18 - 22 year old women (likely in bikinis).
As you can probably attest, that can reek havoc on pretty much any self-respecting man given enough time!
I am staying loyal to Kukla, but that is probably because he signs my paychecks and I like getting paid . .. .
P.S. Did you notice that someone was brazen enough to call me Don's real #2. It was posted as anonymous but I don't think you should just let that go!
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From The Rock Island Crowd:
We have for a long time now lovingly referred to Don as Mr. MellowJ
Luv ya Don! Karen and Bill!

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Kukla In Defense of Himself:
Greetings from the Gulf of Mexico
Against common knowledge, all of the outdated classic casinos of Las Vegas have not been imploded and destroyed - at least one has been attached to a barge and is now called the "Fantasy" and is part of the Carnival cruise line fleet. I feel like I am trapped inside of the old Sands hotel, surrounded by water and over weight people contemplating their next meal - which is, whenever they want to eat - again! No, maybe it is the Dunes or the Sahara - pick one.
With limited connectivity and little time between meals, I have finally updated the KUBE Klassik standings and posted the 8 final scenarios. I can not believe that I actually have to root for Ohio State in one last game, for if they are beat by UCLA in the final game, KUBE nation is in the money. Check out the web site for info and possibly more comments on the blog - assuming Becker has not been curled up in a corner fetal position while I have been away, there may be new things to read.
There is very little consistency in each of the outcomes, so many folks still have a chance for cash.
Good Luck!

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From The Comments Section On The Blog:
the pressure cooker said...
It has become uncomfortably clear over the past several years that Kukla is responsible for well over 90% of graft involved in NCAA wagering. Ech year we are promised a grand KUBE Ball replete with cocktails (which Becker still calls "hi-balls"), roaming zoo animals, complimentary chair massages and QT gift bags. KUBE never comes thru. I therefore propose Kukla be in some fashion, hobbled, or chemically castrated with liberal use a hand-crafted slurry of tamoxifen and Saltpeter. This is not extreme. Kukla's bland, actuarial countenance stands in stark contrast to a man with the larcenous soul of a swamp vole.
March 30, 2007 8:04 AM


mab said...
It is insight like this which really provides the value of the KUBE. We have not had enough of the give and take and I think bringing up Kukla's "dark side" is long over due.

I think it might be worthwhile if everyone posted to this space some recollection regarding a memory of Don which belied his calm and kind demeanor and fortold THE DONALD that we are seeing today.

Let me start...I witnessed Don Kill a man in Mexico over a Bazooka Joe Comic and a broken plastic magnifying glass from a Cracker Jack Box.
March 30, 2007 8:31 AM


inside informant said...
In 2006 Don faked his way into the boxing competition at the Paralympics in Athens by hiding his left arm in his shirt and pretending it was missing. He entered the arena for the championship bout on a chariot pulled by a team of midget greco-roman wrestlers. 

After the first two rounds Don and the one armed Romanian he was fighting were locked in tie at one round a piece. Don just started laughing and complimented the Romanian, "You are quite wonderful".
The Romanian responded, "Thank you; I've worked hard to become so"
Don conceded, "I admit it, you are better than I am"
The Romanian looked confused and said, "Then why are you smiling?"
Don's smile turned straight and he said with a unnerving look in his eye, "because I know something you don't"

At that point Don pulled his left arm out of his shirt, and pummeled the Romanian within an inch of his life.

Then on the medal stand with the Romanian sobbing with the silver, Don leaned over and said, "your wife's pregnant, you will call the baby Kukla"
March 30, 2007 9:03 AM


pod said...
The unfortunate olympic event was not Kukla's first foray into cuckholdry. I recall a young Kukla who spent his high school summer evenings cleaning the stalls of a now closed Festus fertility clinic. Alone, at night, and without permission, Kuckla hatched a plan to create a clandestine Kuckla army, secretly replacing the partially conceived off-spring of the unwitting with his own, horribly twisted DNA. His plan was only discovered after third and fourth grade teachers from Desloge, Herculaneum, and Crystal City noticed uncanny similarities running throughout their classes: crisply creased brooks brothers khakis with sensible blue buttondowns, a penchant for designer eye glass frames and a feakish inability to throw like a boy. Most of these bespeckled miscreants can be found working in various financial institutions throughout the midwest. No one's money can now be regarded as safe.
March 30, 2007 11:07 AM

Sadly...things are not going as well for Mr. Becker: